Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked