Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!