Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!