Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".