Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.