Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".