Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!