Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.