Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead