Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.