Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause