Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause