What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.