Shoot him again.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
Because I shot its leg off.
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
My ex-wife
Its a life of pain
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
They know people will blow them.
