What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career