What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

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How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.