What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH