What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..