Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What tastes good?

Popcorn.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.