Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.