What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out