What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe