Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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They're not hole-y.

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe