Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico