Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

You might also enjoy:

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Hole Y Jokes More Hole Y Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!