Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)