Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.