How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!