How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."