How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.