How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.