How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.