What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)