What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon