What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon