What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"