What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.