What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan