Deposit Jokes

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.