Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan