What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.