What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.