What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.