What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.