Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.