Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.