Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.