Why did italy cross the road?

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again