Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.