Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides