Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.