Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.