Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!