Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.