Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce