Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow