What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake