What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!