Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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A school shooter

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.