Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.