Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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I'm gonna level with you.

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He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.