Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict?

99 dollars.

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

School Jokes More School Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...