My bike
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Velrow
Because he didn't study.
Help! I'm melting!
tape velcro to the ceiling.
BBQ Sauce
Barbecue sauce
BBQ sauce
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Go visit his family tree.
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Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
Because it's probably your bike...
To shoot a black kid.
A thief....
Raisin bran
He thought he was melting.
So black kids could get messy too.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Gynecolleges.
Mothmatics
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
I'm gonna level with you.
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
A school shooter
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Stopping it with a shovel.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Bring her flours
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.