Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.