Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.