Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.