Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas