What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.