Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.