Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse