Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse