Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.