Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Java Programmer Jokes More Java Programmer Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.