What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.