What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.