What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.