Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.