How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.