What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.