What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.