What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.