What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.