What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3