What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.