What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

English Jokes More English Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.