What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.