What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.