What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.