What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"