What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.