What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.