How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.