How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.