Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Wall-sits.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.