Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.