Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.