What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.