What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.