They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
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She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
By tree mail!
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
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They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
They quit smoking.
The pope died a virgin
Its hard
About an hour
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.