They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Crossfit
And when did my wife start smoking
Because the steaks were too high...
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A mirage!
He couldn't stand to see himself like that.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
Fast and Furious 7
Because they always throw up
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
He goes back 4 seconds.
20 after 1.
The Dallas Cowboys
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
