They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Crossfit
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
It's two tired.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
A Tuna Chi-Cannery
a Snapping Turtle
Because they want to see the front line too
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
Babe, it's a valve!"
He got crossed.
Tennish
Hyruleglyphics.
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