What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!