What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.