Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.