Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less