His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
