What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.