What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.