Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.