Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.