Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.