Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.