A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
A dead baby.
A bald point !
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Cuz you my BOO"
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
11 years old.