What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.