What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.