Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.