Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.