Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome