Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.