How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*