There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
They were caught sweeping together.
I dough know.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Tracy
I hate tons of stuff.
Thomas the Search Engine.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Cry me a peninsula.
The middle yeast