How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.