How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.