What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!