What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!