What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!