What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.