What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.