Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.