Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.