Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !