Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.