Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.